I spent a lot of time, and I do mean A LOT of time, bitching about being fat. Seems only fair to gripe about the other end.
Skinny people problems:
-I'm cold all the time now without my protective blubber
-Many chairs hurt my butt bones
-My elbows are bony now and constantly being whacked on things
-Hip bones. I mean, I get that they have a nice aesthetic, but how many times must I bruise the damned things? Boat pose in yoga? Much better when I was fat.
-Laying in the bathtub never used to hurt. Now my spine rubs into the ceramic - ouchie
-It's even harder to shave my armpits now! I'm not saying I had fat armpits, but maybe I did, because now they're crazy cavernous pits resistant to the approach of any razor or shaving device.
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